Summer is coming, tie dyes, frogs, world peace, it’s all good.
“Light of Freedom” and “End of a Perfect Day,” two of Thomas Kinkade’s paintings, pay tribute to this great American Artist with these tees.
The Supermom t-shirt! Alright guys, this is only the perfect Mother’s Day gift for a geeky mom and not your average mom. See other posts for more appropriate non geeky Mother’s Day gear.
This shirt is known for it’s magical powers, specifically when it comes to attracting the opposite sex. Apparently the sexual prowess of three wolves howling at the moon is powerful enough to overcome even the most debilitating of socially awkward personality disorders. If you find that your love life is lacking a bit, buy this shirt and watch it be transformed. For testimonials I highly suggest reading the reviews on Amazon.
“Two bees or not two bees…” A London Times cartoon about William Shakespeare’s little known career as a beekeeper before becoming a writer. It’s a groaner, but think of it as a way to inflict pain on your friends.
Can you think of a better description of Daffy Duck then Epic Fowl? Ok, he was once described on Babylon 5 as symbolizing the God of Frustration, but Epic Fowl is so much more fun to say.
Ladies, have some fun with the misogynists in your life! Wear it to work and really piss off your bosses. After all, it’s April Fool’s day, they have to take a joke right?
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Text on shirt: “Ladies and Gentlemen… Just a little April Fool’s joke, all four engines are STILL working…” Practical jokester is NOT a quality you really want in an airline pilot.
Have a gay old time this April Fools! Scare your gay friends into thinking you’ve switched teams, or see which one of your family members looks momentarily happy. Note: This joke works best if you’re already out of the closet, otherwise it’s just confusing.
I grew up knowing them as the Goblins, but somewhere along the way they were renamed The Fry Guys. Still, they knew that the best food at McDonalds was the french fries.
